Red (Redward)
Presumably unemployed in {location unknown}
Red (Redward)
Presumably unemployed in {location unknown}
About Me
Redward, or "Red" is one of the two main protagonists of Dick Figures, besides his friend Blue. He's a fun-loving guy, never seen calm, who almost never takes things seriously and loves parties and women. He wears a backwards red cap and lives with his best friend and roommate: Blue, a calm guy who's the complete opposite of Red. He is mostly amoral except for several occasions.
Cuz I'm AWESOME!
Appearance
Red is a red stick figure just like his name says. He wears a red baseball cap backwards which may possibly give him the ability to fly. Other than his hat, he wears no visible clothing.
Aliases
- Captain Red Rum
- Emperor Red
- The Red Devil (Diablo Rojo)
- Terminator
- Batman
Personality
Red is a sex-obsessed party maniac who goes around all the time getting drunk, having sex, and swearing at everybody. He is a very loud and annoying person who has an in your face kind of personality. He is also extremely stupid and barely has any knowledge on anything in the world unless it's related to sex, drugs, and other things along those lines. He can get on Blue's nerves sometimes, but he is always there for him and is always a good best friend for him for a reason that Red himself has said more than once in the series: "Cuz I'm awesome!" He also seems to be quite obsessed with shooting games, since in Flame War, he played the Attack of the Trolls game, and when it wasn't as expected, he still enjoyed it. Red is (like the comic character Deadpool) a "sex machine" since he has perfect ways to attract girls, no matter how bad.
Relationships
| Name | Status | Commentary |
|---|---|---|
| Blue | Roommate and best friend. | Red's only real friend. |
| Stacy | Ex-girlfriend. | Occasional small romances, nothing serious. |
| Pink | Tried to make out with. | Blue's girlfriend. |
| Fat Ugly Girl | Wife | Got pretty and slim after meeting Red. |
| Scarlet | Daughter | Mother is Fat Ugly Girl. |
| Early Grey | Enemy | Lifelong enemy. |
| Trollz0r | Enemy | Former enemy. |
Trivia
- Voiced by Ed Skudder.
- Is human, but of extraterrestrial origin.
- Died 6 times.
- Is younger than Blue.
- Lost his virginity to a tree.
- Has a criminal record.
- Owes Blue $11,271.33 dollars.
- Has superpowers:
- Enhanced Strength.
- The pover to define gravity and fly.
- Laser eyes.
- Can eat barbed wire.
- Capable of shooting a beam of energy with his hands.
- Make multiple people's heads explode through intense concentration
- Is a "Pussy Magnet" (Kittens).
Notice
Text adapted from the Dick Figures Wikia.